Loan Officer Jokes

A blonde walks into a bank in new york city and asks for the loan officer.

Loan officer jokes. Everything checks out and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. Three weeks later the man comes into the bank pays back the 2 000 loan plus 10 interest and regains possession of the rolls royce. Banker in a brothel on your resume you wrote that for 3 years you worked as a pianist in a brothel hmm actually i was a banker but i do not like to talk about it check out the best collection of funny sex jokes.

A woman walks into a bank in new york city and asks for a loan officer. She says she s going to europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow 5 000. The car was driven into the bank s underground parking and the man was given the 5k.

The loan officer requested collateral and the man gave him the keys of the rolls royce. Discover and share loan officer funny quotes. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan so the woman hands over the keys to a new rolls royce. The loan officer promptly has the car driven into the bank s underground parking for safe keeping and gives the man 2 000. Share these jokes about bankers with your friends.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan so the blonde hands over the keys to a new rolls royce. The car was driven into the bank s underground parking and the man was given the 5k. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan.

An employee drives the rolls into the bank s underground garage and parks it. Highly qualified financial analyst who typically developed these skills while selling used cars or encyclopedias. So the businessman hands over the keys to a rolls royce parked on the street in front of the bank.